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Oct 20, 2014
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jugwine:

*rubs hands together* so how much caffeine am I going to dump into my garbage body today

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Oct 20, 2014
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billy-pilgrims:

[writes paper] this doesnt make any sense [prints it] [doesn’t proofread] [hands it in for a grade]

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Oct 17, 2014
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pinkmanjesse:

♪ TECHNICALLY, I’M HOMELESS 

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Oct 17, 2014
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vinebox:

When straight guys eat a banana 

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Oct 17, 2014
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celestedoodles:

a beauxbatons student inspired by this post 

celestedoodles:

a beauxbatons student inspired by this post 

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Oct 17, 2014
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Oct 17, 2014
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turntehcgodhead:

youve all taken this post too far

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Oct 17, 2014
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My Dad's response to his white co-workers making fun of his accent

White Co-Worker: That's not how you say it.

My Dad: But you knew what I meant so why do you have to make a big deal out of it.

White Co-Worker: Aww come on man, it's funny, lighten up will yah Nestor?

My Dad: You know I speak 5 languages, right? How many can you speak?

White Co-Worker: Just English

My Dad: Tell me something. What does a cow say?

White Co-Worker: Moo?

My Dad: That's right, the cows in my country say that too. You know why? They can only speak one language *walks away*

White Co-Worker: *sheds white tears*


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Oct 17, 2014
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queerart-civildisobedience:

European accents (and in general white people accents) are commonly perceived as attractive and endearing, while accents from basically any other part of the world are considered to be signs of laziness and disrespect and get routinely made fun of.

queerart-civildisobedience:

European accents (and in general white people accents) are commonly perceived as attractive and endearing, while accents from basically any other part of the world are considered to be signs of laziness and disrespect and get routinely made fun of.

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Oct 17, 2014
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johnlockinthetardiswithdestiel:

"I’m not a feminist but I believe men and women are equal"

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that’s what a feminist is???????

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