What happens in waiting rooms in Southeast Missouri when Fox News is on TV

• Random lady: Obama apologizes for our country way too much.
• Me: Uhh...
• Lady: You don't see the terrorists apologizing when they kill our men!
• Me: Yeah, but that gives us the opportunity to be the better person...
• Lady: Well it just makes us look weak.
• (In my head): I think it takes a hell of a lot more courage to apologize to your enemies than to just be stubborn.
• Lady: I'm just an old, die-hard redneck, born and raised conservative.
• Me: Well that's fine...
• Lady: I just really miss Glenn Beck being on Fox News!
• Me:
• Lady:
• Me:
• *Several minutes later*
• Employee: You know, you can always change the channel if you want to!
• Lady: Oh, no, that's fine. Fox News is good!
• Me:
• Me:
• Me: Sure.
• *swarm of people of varying degrees of redneckness enter*
• People: Blah, jobs, blah the economy sucks, blah blah blah, GAS PRICES BLAH.
• Other people: There's enough oil in Alaska to last us FOREVER, we should just drill it!
• Other people: Blah politics, blah OBAMA blah blah
• (In my head): OH JESUS JUST GET ME OUT OF HERE AND OUT OF THIS STATE
• Employee: Mr. Thompson, your car is ready!
• Me: THANK GOD *runs away*